[ENGLISH & MALAYALAM JOKES]
* Teacher:Which is the oldest animal in the world?
TINTUMON:"ZEEBRA"
Teacher:Shocked,how?
TINTUMON:because its still "black and white"
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* Tintumon:
Adutha veettukar
enne Daivamayita
kanunnathu!
Amma:
Engane manassilayi?
Tintumon:
Avide chennappol
avaru parayukayanu
"DAIVAME,
NEE VEENDUM VANNO?"
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* Zooile watchmanaya tintumonodu manager "Nee innale simhathinte koodu adachirunno?"
Tintumon: "Illa. Simham alle.
Aarum pidichondu pokillallo! "
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* Tintu: I love u Tulasi..
Tulasiyude Amma: eda njaanivideyullath nee kandilleda?
Tintu: sorry, njaan ningale ente ammaye poleyaa kaanunnathu!
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* Tintumonod achan deshyathode.
Amma paranjal nee anusarikilla. alleda?
Tintu- illa.
Njan Thilakan fana!
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* Sir : Adutha Examinu 75% Mark Vanganam.
Tintu : Njan 100% Vangum ..!
Sir : Thamasha Parayalle.
Tintu: Nayinte Mone,Ara First Thamasha Thudangiyath
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* Thirakil ottapeta Tintumon Mikel announce:ente kude vanna 29pere kananilla"
Man: 29 pereyo?
Tintumon:pinne njan enth parayanam?Enne kananillanno!